Hi happy human friend, we are an Evolutionary venturetainment studiostudio
Cultivating toys, tools, software and experiences. The world is evolving as we speak — we are building a company that evolves with it.
We’re an evolutionary toy company, making toys for humanity.
Toys that play become tools that scale.
Through a tactical, socially networked product-release methodology (using the coordinated power of network effects via social and legacy media), we deploy stochastic product drops of sexxxy limited-edition prototypes (which could be any kind of product, such as fashion, consumables, health and beauty, software, film and television), events, experiences and beyond…
Through iterative developmental releases, we are able to generate an ever-growing, ever-flowing customer retention cycle, which will eventually become evergreen for, basically, eternity? (lol) Or however long we feel like doing it.
An important note you must read before you read anything else, or else :(
Dear reader, you are experiencing this website because you met our founder (Jordan Michael Moon Schuster) personally or were invited by one of his chosen friends and colleagues.
This likely means that you are an angel investor, a VC, or perhaps an extraordinarily talented human with alien-grade powers of technical and artistic wizardry.
Welcome 🙂, we’ve been expecting you!
This website explains the strategy of the Omega Mega Corporation, which is an evolutionary venture-tainment-lab designed by our founder Jordan Michael Moon Schuster and his preternatural friends and colleagues who have been experimenting, working and producing next generation wonders in consumer products, technology, entertainment, science, medicine and human potential for over 25 years.
We have digested decades of personal work and case studies into a business strategy that we believe will be not only financially successful but fundamentally transformational to human civilization.
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Ideas are built in isolation, capital is raised before demand is clear, marketing tries to create desire after the fact, and feedback arrives too late to matter.
1High sunk costs and capital risk before demand is clear.
2Slow learning cycles and a reliance on internal opinions.
3Marketing that has to “create” demand instead of revealing it.
4The result is waste — wasted capital, wasted effort, and an ocean of products.
Move fast and make things
Our KPI: multi-generational LTV or bust.
“Move fast and break things” works, but it creates a lot of waste (capital, people, time, yuck). We’re evolving to a new era of “move fast and make things”: things people actually want to keep, nourish, embellish and cherish.
A world evolving in real time
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The evolutionary company.
The world is evolving as we speak. We are building a company that evolves with it. A good idea is a good idea. Is it scalable? Let’s find out.
Explore
Frontier ideas and discovery.
Prototype
Make it real. Edition 01.
Listen
Humanity speaks. We evolve.
Refine
Release, learn, and evolve again.
Scale
Demand proven. Ready for scale.
The convergence + Omega thesis
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San Francisco: AI convergence.
ding ding!bwooo-ohh
San Francisco is undergoing a deeeeeeeeeeply profound, momentous occasion in world history, and a lot of it has to do with the AI revolution… but wait (there’s more :)).
We observe that human civilization has arrived at a nexus point in human evolution, sociological development and human cultural expression, where:
Social media
Social media allows the ability for one or more humans to communicate an idea to virtually all humans simultaneously. Social media infrastructure now enables the ability to distribute an idea (in the form of an image/meme/video/audio… media in general) to (just about) the entire human population nearly instantaneously.
Rapid manufacturing
Rapid manufacturing is now a real, durable and super-diversified toolset. We now have the ability to imagine a consumer product idea, express it to our team of super builders, and produce that product within a single day. Even complex products that require material science, food science, pharma science, physics, engineering, electronics and software.
Artificial superintelligence
Artificial superintelligence has matured to the point where those who truly understand how to wield its magic-wand-like powers can produce complex enterprise software, tools, protocols, documents and media assets at the highest of quality, within seconds, minutes, hours or days.
This is a convergence that was predicted 22 years ago by our founder, Jordan Michael Moon Schuster, in his thesis at the NYU Gallatin School of Individualized Study, entitled The Technologies of Social Justice.
Since 2004, Jordan has been prototyping and experimenting with the development of consumer products, global manufacturing, software and entertainment (both live and TV/film/radio) in order to prepare for this epic moment in human history.
His thesisWhen the convergence of Social Media, Rapid Manufacturing and AI happens, we have now entered into a chapter of human civilization where abundance becomes not only possible but increasingly probable.
Omega Mega is designed to be a venture-tainment-lab to explore and experiment with this vision, and help actualize a better lifestyle for humans across the planet… and all conscious beings on Earth and (why not) beyond :)
The time is now. Capture this moment and create the style guide for the next 10,000 years of human civilization.
Our prediction + long-term vision
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A 10,000-year legacy company.
Our prediction
AI will make invention abundant. People will still seek meaning, belonging and discovery. Enduring value will follow the companies that earn their trust.
What we build
Shared talent, software, production, media and capital: infrastructure that funds discovery and helps every venture strengthen the next.
The legacy
Compound customer lifetime value, reusable IP and cash flows across generations. Each generation shapes what Omega Mega becomes.
A 10,000-year vision guides what we build today and what we leave for generations to come.
Organizational + social operating system
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Our cultivated talent network.
Technology
Software engineering, robotics, AI and data science.
Product + making
Industrial design, manufacturing, supply chain, art fabrication and prototyping.
Market + culture
Go-to-market, branding, social media production and distribution.
Research + expertise
Legal, medical research, physics, anthropology and more.
Specialist talent connects around each venture through one shared operating rhythm.
We have now reached a nexus with
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Social media × AI × 3D printing
which allows us to rapid-prototype high-quality consumer
ProductsAppsMedia
at an unprecedented speed to market.
Proposed strategy
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Interdisciplinary venturetainment.
Build
Designers, engineers and fabricators turn an idea into something people can experience.
Tell
Artists, writers and performers make the process itself worth following.
Learn
Operators connect audience response to purchases, product changes and funding decisions.
One shared studio: production and storytelling begin together.
The legacy model is linear → ours is infinite
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We storytell things into existence.
Tap Customers, Media or Makers to hear from each.
People want things. Makers make things. Media is the glue that binds them together.
Portfolio strategy
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One studio, connected ventures.
PhysicalProducts you keep.
SoftwareApps that earn their place.
MediaCulture and events worth following.
Tap a toy to boop it. Every third boop, it prints itself again.
25 years of research + prototyping
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Why fashion comes first.
25 years
Researching. Prototyping. Refining.
We created our vision for the most eye-catching fashion concept of the next decade.
What 25 years taught us
For 25 years we have studied consumer behavior and the psychology of buying, the way an anthropologist studies a culture. One finding kept coming back: fashion is one of the fastest-changing things people buy. Clothing production roughly doubled between 2000 and 2015 while each garment was worn about a third less,1 brands now release almost twice as many collections as before 2000,2 and researchers reading millions of street photos can watch styles rise and fall by season and by city.34
We think it moves this fast because clothing is the core artifact of personal projection. It is one of the most visible ways people show who they are, and it carries the liminal values each of us is still trying on.567 It also plays its part in the grand mating ritual: 546 people on a televised dating show wore more red and black on their first date than in their interview beforehand,8 and economists have modeled fashion cycles as people signaling to the partners they hope to meet.9
That is why we launch with fashion and not something else. Research on brand extensions finds that brands built on an image, rather than a function, can stretch further into new categories, as long as each new product fits what the brand means.101112 We believe fashion is the fastest way to win a wide and diverse audience, and that audience is ready for a whole range of products after it.
Lenticular imagery animates as your perspective changes. The garment becomes its own spectacle — and its own media.
Our ambition: the most eye-catching fashion innovation of the decade.
Twelve clips · the fabric, filmed
Every garment, sample and swatch we have filmed so far. Tap any clip to watch it full screen.
Knicks · Concept jersey
Parrot tee · Worn out
Amor Fati · Sample jacket
Sun & Moon · Hoodie
Rabbit card · Hoodie
Palavras · Maxi skirt
Tiger · Two-piece
Happy New Year · 2026 skirt
“hello world.” · Swatch
Heart · Swatch test
Op-art heart · Swatch test
Rainbow static · Swatch test
Made You Look • lenticular fashion in motion
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Change the angle. Change the image.
One garment reveals different imagery as the viewing angle changes.
Add two or three pictures. Drop them here, or use the slots.
View 01 / 2026
Move your pointer across the picture, or drag the slider: View 01 / 2026 → Transition / both images → View 02 / 2025. These are three stills — the clip below is the real thing in motion.
Lens Lab engine · your pictures
How to use it: pick a picture for each view, then move across the panel or drag the slider. Your pictures are drawn on this device and are never uploaded.
Partnering with SEFF — described by SEFF as the world’s most advanced hemp textile innovation lab.
Nano-Pulse™
Electrical pulses in water unlock hemp fibers with biochemical pretreatment and minimal mechanical handling.
Built for existing mills
SEFF reports blends up to 70% hemp. One and Prime fibers, with Co-Labs supporting prototypes and mill onboarding.
Technical details and leadership positioning are supplier claims. Partnership: founder-supplied.
Fashion is our first expression
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A lifestyle incubation engine.
An evolving ecosystem of products and brands, built for generations.
Fashion
Consumables
Sports
Entertainment
Civil identity
Playfully understand your needs, wants and desires. Create the things you want to keep — and never throw away.
In the studio now
Made You Look
Lenticular hologram fashion — coats and jumpsuits whose graphics move as you do.
Fashion
◐
Lens Lab
Software for the fabric: upload your art and preview, on screen, how it will read from each angle before a single piece is made.
Software
You Smell Fun!
A fragrance house with a sense of humor. First releases: Sweet Boy and Angel Oil.
Consumables
The Lab
A hundred drift by. A few take root.
Omega Mega is a venture lab. We ship our own apps, incubate partner companies, and read every deal that comes through the door.
10–20 pitches reviewed a month.We act on under 5%.
Work is hard? Work is play.
The old line: if you’re having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Ours: when we love the work, we bring more of ourselves to it. A venturetainment company, a venture lab for work that feels like play.
We back the 11%.
The people who would do it anyway. With funding or without applause. Because the work is who they are. If they had another 11%, they’d give that too. Ikigai: purpose lived through the work.
Soul is the premium.
Technology expands what we can make. Craft and authenticity give it meaning. Our bet: founders whose life’s work becomes something people love.
Omega Mega special event · Live from the Lab
Every app. One stage. Zero rehearsal.
House lights down. Phones up. You’re reading the speaker notes, so please don’t tell the presenter.
19Incubating
Spaceship Earth
Data Reef
Earth.
Data Reef.A living planetary intelligence network.
There’s one Earth.It’s all we’ve got.
Counting down live.From ten, on the phone in your hand.
Available whenever the planet is ready.¹Join the network with a name and an email.
T−10Hold. Hold. Hold.Launch on hold. New window: whenever the planet is ready.
A living planetary intelligence network, on a globe lit by the real Sun.
Fig. 3 · Dossier, taken apartIntensity 3 of 7 · slightly wobbly
Point it at anyone.Then at yourself.
A dossier, closed.It asks why before it opens. Hiring, renting, credit and insurance get a no.
Every layer, apart.Cover, file, findings, records and a reply.
Every claim cites a source.Records first. Findings only where a record backs them.
The subject writes on top.The person in the file gets the last word.
Or fanned out, for the gasp.Same five layers, dealt like cards.
Take it back.Closed, and back in your hand.
Cover Asks your purpose first.
File Who it’s about, in their own name.
Findings Only what the records support.
Records Every claim, with its source.
Reply The subject’s own word, on top.
dossier.asdfghjk.lol
Purpose firstYou say why you are looking before anyone is looked up. Employment, tenancy, credit and insurance are refused outright.
Every claim cites a sourceA fixed pipeline over named public records, with a confidence label on anything it can’t stand behind.
The subject gets the last wordAnyone can claim, correct or scrub their own file.
¹ Gasps are optional. Sources are not.
Speaker note: Announce three products: a background search, a right of reply and a privacy scrubber. Then reveal they are one honest file, and pause for gasps.
The following preview has been approved for anyone who wants to change things
S
Rated S for Storytelling, Community, Creativity, Innovation and Action.
This preview contains scenes of people having a nice time.
From the people who made you scroll thirty-eight pages of this website…
In a city that invents the future…
…one week a year, the whole city tells the story first.
Seven days. Seven themes. One citywide story.
September 20–26, 2027 · San Francisco
The future is a story before it becomes reality.
Five forces
Storytelling
Community
Creativity
Innovation
Action
The goal
$1B in economic impact for San Francisco.
The proposed signature day
The Future Should Feel Good.
A day together, not another panel. Music, food, friendships and community in Golden Gate Park.
Plus proposed neighborhood stages across the city.
Official selection The Future · 2027
Shift Happens
An annual seven-day citywide San Francisco festival about the stories that shape the future.
Omega Mega × Shift Happens · a seven-day story · storytelling by everyone · community by your people · creativity by the neighborhoods · innovation by whoever shows up · music, food and friendships in Golden Gate Park · action by you · seven themes · seven days · one city
No futures were harmed in the making of this trailer.
Now returning to the Omegaverse ↓
As wide as our customers need it to be
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Our brand aperture is infinite.
Plant + cultivateSpin up a brand around a promising need. Release an edition. Let customer response shape its growth.Harvest + reseedNurture the brands people want. Wind down those whose season has passed. Carry the learning into the next crop.
Discovery + innovation + delivery
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The circulating ecosystem.
Listen → discover Data science and customer feedback reveal needs, wants and desires.
Make → deliver Public prototypes turn signals into editions. Media carries them into the world.
Learn → begin again Every experience seeds the next discovery.
A company organized around people
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Our customers define what we make.
A relationship that grows through every chapter of life.
MeetLoveFamilyEnterpriseCommunityNext generation
We lovingly study customers’ needs, wants and desires — and create the products, software and experiences they want to keep.
Interest + intent become real experiences
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The moment × the response.
The moment
We see a techno-civilization in which almost any product, software or experience can begin taking shape immediately.
×
The response
Omega Mega moves with customer interest and intent — turning public prototypes into real products and services as quickly as feasible.
The opportunity: shorten the distance between what people imagine and what they can experience.
(The moment × the response) × the virtuous cycle
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Possibility becomes a virtuous cycle.
The moment
New tools make it faster to bring possibilities to life.
×
The response
Follow customer intent. Prototype and deliver in public.
×
The virtuous cycle
Tell a story. Invite feedback. Learn from each edition. Create what comes next.
Every delivered edition makes the next discovery more informed.
Omega Mega is the next generation of magicalartifactengineerswith the power of cinematicstorytelling& the network-effectmultiplier of social media as our super power.
Story → prototype → feedback → delivery → evolution
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The venturetainment flywheel.
Story Make a possibility worth following.
Prototype Build in public. Invite feedback.
Feedback Let customer intent shape the edition.
Delivery Turn the edition into a product or service.
Evolution Learn from use. Release the next edition.
Proposed capital discipline
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Funding follows evidence.
Please read: pages 26–37 summarize a proposal for discussion. They are not an offer to sell, or a solicitation of an offer to buy, any security. Any offering would be made only through definitive documents, to eligible investors. Targets and figures are illustrative and forward-looking — not forecasts or promises of results.
Discover
Confirm a customer problem and a credible prototype before committing to a launch.
Validate
Run a bounded paid test. Measure contribution, delivery quality and repeat behavior.
Scale or stop
Expand only when results repeat. Rework or close experiments that fail the agreed gate.
Shared services lower duplicate work only when the saving exceeds their operating cost.
Proposed business model
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How Omega earns revenue.
Activity
Proposed revenue
What must work
Physical products
Product sales and repeat orders
Contribution after full delivery cost
Software
Paid subscriptions or licenses
Retention after the trial or first use
Media / creative IP
Sponsorships, licensing, commissions
Audience value and production margin
Revenue belongs to the relevant contracting entity. Portfolio ownership and rights remain to be documented.
Ambitious targets, not a validated forecast. Years measured from financing close.
Moat hypotheses + execution risks
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The advantage must be earned.
Creative IP
Build recognizable products and worlds. Secure the rights needed to own or license them.
Customer learning
Earn repeat participation and permission to use feedback. Track whether learning actually improves outcomes.
Operating reuse
Share production and software selectively. Watch for complexity, distraction and fixed-cost creep.
Fundraising proposal
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The investment: $10M–$25M.
$10M
Focused program
Core team, initial consumer drops, a focused software pilot and a repeatable media cadence.
$25M
Expanded program
More capacity for validated ventures, working capital and broader software and media production.
Proposed 24-month allocation horizon. Structure, valuation and investment terms remain to be negotiated.
Proposed 24-month allocation, USD millions
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Use of funds.
Category
Share
$10M case
$25M case
Shared core team
40%
$4.00
$10.00
Product tests + inventory
20%
$2.00
$5.00
Software vendors + compute
15%
$1.50
$3.75
Media + distribution
10%
$1.00
$2.50
Infrastructure + operations
5%
$0.50
$1.25
Reserve
10%
$1.00
$2.50
Total
100%
$10.00
$25.00
Payroll sits in the shared team line. Other categories exclude it. Timing and burn will determine runway.
Proposed milestones from financing close
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24 months of evidence.
Months 0–6
Confirm rights and team commitments. Establish baseline metrics. Run initial product and software tests.
Months 7–12
Ship validated drops. Measure returns and repeat use. Stop weak concepts and repeat promising tests.
Months 13–18
Expand ventures with repeatable contribution. Test recurring software payments and paid media work.
Months 19–24
Show cohort retention, cash discipline and venture-level results. Choose which businesses merit scale.
Targets for learning and execution. No revenue or profitability outcome is guaranteed.
Proposed investor scorecard
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What the round must prove.
Customer evidence
Paid conversion, repeat purchase, returns, subscription retention and reasons for churn.
Economic evidence
Contribution by venture, acquisition costs, inventory exposure and production costs.
Capital evidence
Monthly cash burn, runway, experiment spend and decisions to scale, change or stop.
Customer behavior and cash outcomes support the investment case.
The people building it
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Our team.
Jordan Michael Moon Schuster
CEO
20 years CPG tech & entertainment
Tyler Sehr
COO
15 years of business development for tech
Justin Farrow
CTO
25 years of web & software development
Harley Saftler
CMO
15 years as an ad agency executive
Alan Helmick
Toy designer
35 years of software & robotics development
Tony Loehr
Fabrication
15 years of technical fabrication
Adam Astra
Creative director
20 years of product & graphic design
Nick Eschen
Graphic design
7 years of mixed-media design
Founder & CEO
Jordan Michael Moon Schuster
Twenty-five years of turning imagination into things people actually buy — from chocolate bars to coffee to hologram coats. Zero-to-one, five times over.
